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“The meta description stretches to 366 characters — a tale too long for the scroll of Google. Only 160 runes shall be displayed; the rest are lost to the void.”— J.R.R. Tolkien

“258ms — swift as an arrow of the Galadhrim. The server answers the call without hesitation.”— J.R.R. Tolkien

“No H1 tag. The page has all the direction of a GPS that just says 'good luck.' I've been there. It's not great.”— Ryan Reynolds

“529ms. Not great. Not terrible. Like my Rotten Tomatoes average. Before Deadpool, obviously.”— Ryan Reynolds