AI-native agency
amazon.comvswalmart.com
Head-to-head SEO & Speed battle. Who gets roasted harder?
amazon.com
SEO
80A
“The meta description stretches to 366 characters — a tale too long for the scroll of Google. Only 160 runes shall be displayed; the rest are lost to the void.”— J.R.R. Tolkien
Speed
62C
“258ms — swift as an arrow of the Galadhrim. The server answers the call without hesitation.”— J.R.R. Tolkien
VS
walmart.com
SEO
85A
“181 characters. More than the frame can hold. There's beauty in restraint. 160 characters. Make them meaningful.”— Timothée Chalamet
Speed
62C
“10ms. Immediate. Like a cut that lands perfectly.”— Timothée Chalamet
walmart.com wins this battle with a combined score of 147/200