nytimes.comvscnn.com
Head-to-head SEO & Speed battle. Who gets roasted harder?
nytimes.com
SEO
85A
“Title is 66 characters. Google shows ~60. The rest is literally invisible. Cut the fluff.”— Sam Altman
Speed
35F
“37ms TTFB — solid. Server-side optimization is clearly a priority.”— Sam Altman
VS
cnn.com
SEO
85A
“No H1 tag. This is like building a Tesla without a steering wheel. How is anyone supposed to know where this page is going?”— Billie Eilish
Speed
37F
“186ms. fast. clean. good.”— Billie Eilish
cnn.com wins this battle with a combined score of 122/200