nytimes.comvstheguardian.com
Head-to-head SEO & Speed battle. Who gets roasted harder?
nytimes.com
SEO
85A
“Title is 66 characters. Google shows ~60. The rest is literally invisible. Cut the fluff.”— Sam Altman
Speed
35F
“37ms TTFB — solid. Server-side optimization is clearly a priority.”— Sam Altman
VS
theguardian.com
SEO
85A
“No H1 tag. This is like building a Tesla without a steering wheel. How is anyone supposed to know where this page is going?”— George Orwell
Speed
47F
“28ms. Prompt. The server does its job without ceremony. As it should.”— George Orwell
theguardian.com wins this battle with a combined score of 132/200