walmart.comvsshopify.com
Head-to-head SEO & Speed battle. Who gets roasted harder?
walmart.com
SEO
85A
“181 characters. More than the frame can hold. There's beauty in restraint. 160 characters. Make them meaningful.”— Timothée Chalamet
Speed
62C
“10ms. Immediate. Like a cut that lands perfectly.”— Timothée Chalamet
VS
shopify.com
SEO
90A
“Title is 66 characters. Google shows ~60. The rest is literally invisible. Cut the fluff.”— Keanu Reeves
Speed
62C
“23ms TTFB. Server responds fast. That's the baseline — now optimize everything else.”— Keanu Reeves
shopify.com wins this battle with a combined score of 152/200