AI-native agency
shopify.com
Brutally roasted by AI. Here's the truth.
SEO Score
90A
“Title is 66 characters. Google shows ~60. The rest is literally invisible. Cut the fluff.”— Keanu Reeves
Speed Score
62C
“23ms TTFB. Server responds fast. That's the baseline — now optimize everything else.”— Keanu Reeves
Category: ecommerce
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